Yeah, yeah, your job sounds like a thrill a minute.
[Short answer? No, not really. He doesn’t know a thing about law practices and honestly what you said to him just now sounds so boring to him that it just goes in one ear and out the other. He doesn’t even know what Castigate means.]

I bet you my profession is way more fun than yours is. [Look he can use fancy words too!] Don’t knock it til you’ve tried it. Hell, I’ll bet you’ve never even gotten tail before. You sure act like it.