Oh, yeah? That's a cute name. [He'll likely keep calling you sweetheart anyways.]

My name's Axis, but you can call me whatever you want. [hint: Tiger is popular. Actually no it's not but he'd like that.

... huh. He squints at the screen with puzzled curiosity. ... well okay then, that's only a little less weird than pillows.]

Not sure what you mean by that sweetheart, but I'll bet it's nicer than this place. It's too bad though.