[he chuckles when he hears the title]

On Earth its called the "Three Little Pigs" and the wolf isn't eaten by he pigs.

[good thing he had that conversation about blood types]

Such long and revealing titles. How about this one. In Which a Blind Tealblood Challenges an Alien Ninja Master to a Fight on Dwelling Made of Plush Cushions Only to Be Beaten Without the Alien Appearing to Move. Does that sound like the proper title?

[he is such an asshole when he's in strife mode... even more so than usual]