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[doctor_insano]

[Dr. Insano is reading a checklist aloud, seemingly to himself at first.]

So the anti-magic field generator should be easily completed once I have those supplies. I sent a message to the dimensional kidnappers. The communication disruptor will need... hmmmm... I may have to adjust that if I want to communicate through the systems.

Let's see. What else?

[Then he looks directly at the camera, as if only just noticing it's recording.]

Ah! Hello again, citizens of all the districts! I wonder if you can do me a little favor in my quest for world domination. Now I don't usually ask for these but perhaps I could do with some henchmen here - or henchladies, they can work just as well!

[A small, evil giggle.]

You see, I need someone to run errands and pick up supplies and deal with the more unfriendly types around this place while I work on my inventions! The running around is interrupting my science!

So! If you're interested, send me a message and I will get back to you as soon as I can.

Comments

[doctor_insano]

So you're just fighting over a man and not the fate of the entire world?

[never_go_back]

Well let me ask you, Doctor:

What good is the entire world without someone to share it with?

[doctor_insano]

I don't care about that. There is only SCIENCE!

[never_go_back]

Aww, that's so loney. And yet, in a twisted way, also adorable~.

You'll learn, Doctor, you'll learn.

[doctor_insano]

How can I be lonely when I have all this science!

And my son is around here somewhere too.

[He glances around as if expecting to see someone else in the room.]

[never_go_back]

Well I won't completely rule out that man can be happy with science alone, but I find it highly doubtful. In Japanese mythology such things tend to lead to very.. Very sad conclusions.

Though, I suppose I'm one to talk. [She seems amused for a moment, then blinks rapidly.] E- Excuse me? Did you just say a 'son'? You have a significant other after all?

[doctor_insano]

No! I said I have a son. He was supposed to be a monster.... but beggars can't be choosers. I made him with a science experiment!

[never_go_back]

[ Welp. That went over her head.]

Oh. Well. That's... Nice. And what is his name?

[doctor_insano]

He doesn't need one!

[never_go_back]

Doctor, I.. Do not really know what to say to that, nor am I certain I abide by such an absurd philosophy. So I believe I'm going to ignore this recent revealation, if you don't mind.

[doctor_insano]

Go ahead! But he is around here somewhere. I saw him earlier.

[never_go_back]

I haven't the fainted idea whom you speak of~. That said, should you need my services, you know how to contact me.

So I shall take my leave for now.. Unless there is anything else I can do for you?

[doctor_insano]

Not right now. I shall be working on your special weapon!

[never_go_back]

Ooooh, wonderful! Then with that, adieu!

[She twirls her ribbon around herself, sending a massive flurry of black rose petals in the process. The whirlwind picks up in strength for just a moment, but when it clears, she's nowhere to be seen.

The door is left open.]

[doctor_insano]

... Uh. Well, that was abrupt.

[He moves over to the door to shut it then turns around, picking up some rose petals and inspecting them out of curiosity.]