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[doctor_insano]

[Dr. Insano is reading a checklist aloud, seemingly to himself at first.]

So the anti-magic field generator should be easily completed once I have those supplies. I sent a message to the dimensional kidnappers. The communication disruptor will need... hmmmm... I may have to adjust that if I want to communicate through the systems.

Let's see. What else?

[Then he looks directly at the camera, as if only just noticing it's recording.]

Ah! Hello again, citizens of all the districts! I wonder if you can do me a little favor in my quest for world domination. Now I don't usually ask for these but perhaps I could do with some henchmen here - or henchladies, they can work just as well!

[A small, evil giggle.]

You see, I need someone to run errands and pick up supplies and deal with the more unfriendly types around this place while I work on my inventions! The running around is interrupting my science!

So! If you're interested, send me a message and I will get back to you as soon as I can.

Comments

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[doctor_insano]

I didn't say that it cannot be done! I can do it with SCIENCE!

[He's willing to try, anyway.]

Maybe I can make an alloy and chemicals and... but you don't want to take over the world with just one blade, do you?!

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[never_go_back]

Oh! Science!

[Kodachi claps her hands approvingly, clearly egging him on. But the second question she seems to consider.]

Take over the world? [Blink blink. Then she smiles.] Well, I wouldn't want to trouble you, Doctor, I use numerous types of gymnastics equipment.

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[doctor_insano]

And you want to attack it?

[He's clearly confused about her motivations. Meanwhile, he picks up one of the cookies.]

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[never_go_back]

[Kodachi doesn't react in any particular way when the cookie is taken. She didn't do anything to them... THIS time.]

Of course I do! Hmn, allow me to demonstrate...

[She twirls her ribbon over head then swings it at the tray lid. It wraps around the handle, then she snatches it back so it falls into her hand.]

Taa-daa. o/~

But as you can see, it isn't very sturdy. I have heard of swords that can be twirled like a ribbon.

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[doctor_insano]

[He bites into the sugar cookie.]

So you want some kind of flexible liquid metal sword?

[He sounds like he's considering the possibilities of how to make something like that.]

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[never_go_back]

I.. I suppose so.

[Kodachi is quite the baker; it tastes many times better than anything one could buy at a store! Also science is clearly not her strongest suit.]

It certainly sounds nice.

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[doctor_insano]

[He does find the cookie very tasty but now, as always, he's more interested in talking about scientific possibilities.]

I will attempt to make this for you on one condition!

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[never_go_back]

Oh? And what would that be, Doctor?

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[doctor_insano]

That next time you bake me some chocolate chip cookies! With extra chocolate chips!

[Action] 1/2

[never_go_back]

[On one hand, that was what she was getting at; but she wasn't expecting him to ask for that little. Oh Doctor, whatever is Kodachi going to do with you?]

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[never_go_back]

Extra chocolate chips? Well you certainly are a big spender, aren't you? Nevertheless, you have yourself a deal, Doctor~.

By the way I noticed your broadcast earlier. I hope you haven't gotten into trouble before you even have proper defenses in place.

[doctor_insano]

Throw in some ice cream and maybe I could even throw in some extra science!

[He makes a disgruntled face at the last.]

I've had a incident or two but they won't stop me!

[never_go_back]

Very well, that sounds fair.

[She seems amused.]

Hmn, I see. Do be careful, Doctor, not being a resident of Crystalden, I can't always be around to keep you out of trouble. So how does this work exactly, do I return in a week?

[doctor_insano]

Do you think I really need you to protect me? Hmph!

[He sounds as if the answer could go either way there. He does have his defences but people always seem to have better attacks.]

Yes! A week or so and bring the cookies and ice cream!

[never_go_back]

[She titters behind her hand.]

Why do you ask? Do you think you are in a position to be picky right now, Doctor?

[doctor_insano]

I'm not completely helpless you know.

[He pauses and adds.]

Although there is a tendency for people to want to hit me or throw things at me.

[never_go_back]

Goodness; I'd never suggest that you are, Doctor~.

[She then nods.]

I think the whole 'taking over the world' thing might have something to do with it. Well, just think about it. I can't promise I'll be about forever as I do have a ladder of my own to climb.

[doctor_insano]

What are your long-term goals?

[never_go_back]

Did you forget already, Doctor? It is to get married and have lots of children!

However, I do not have much to offer my darling at the moment, and so I must obtain a significant enough amount of land~.

[doctor_insano]

I thought that was just an evil threat...

[never_go_back]

From her perspective I'm certain it was evil. She is his fiance after all.

[She titters behind her hand.]

Once I show him with my wealth, power, and dedication, he is certain drop her like a hot potato and leave her behind. <3

[doctor_insano]

So you're just fighting over a man and not the fate of the entire world?

[never_go_back]

Well let me ask you, Doctor:

What good is the entire world without someone to share it with?

[doctor_insano]

I don't care about that. There is only SCIENCE!

[never_go_back]

Aww, that's so loney. And yet, in a twisted way, also adorable~.

You'll learn, Doctor, you'll learn.