Right, so we'll hit up Whitewood to kick things off, since we gotta be at least a little sober there. Maybe then we can head through Highcrest -- the knights' outfits are fuckin' hilarious when you've got a few drinks in you, but we still gotta be able to run away fast enough or we're gonna get skewered.

I'd say this operation should take immediate fuckin' priority. [Drinking is serious business, yo.] What's the best bar you've found in Whitewood?