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[Chataya is lounging in an elegant dress (courtesy of Porrim), long legs crossed, and looking entirely at home amongst the various pillows and draped fabrics around her. She gives the screen a small, relaxed smile - this is her element, and she feels more at home now than she has since she arrived.]

For anyone in need of some...professional company [that's probably the best way to put it, and those who want what she's really offering will know what she means], I am pleased to announce that I will be offering my services from the brothel in Highcrest.

Do stop by and see me one evening.

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[This question confuses her a little.]

Unfortunately, no - most of the doctoring I've been privy to has been performed on me.

Wrong kind of professional then.

[Ah.]

I do apologize.

I don't even know why I asked. Nurses just interfere with my plans anyway! Or they would, I'm sure, if I could find one.

And what plans might those be?

To take over this world!

[A brief pause.]

And to find some chocolate chocolate chip ice cream.

[This conversation just gets more and more baffling.]

Do you think it wise to make such a bold proclamation in such a public forum?

They already know I will take over this world. I told the queen!

I...see. How did she take the news?

She never answered me! None of them did!

But they will all soon know the name of Dr Insano!

[He starts laughing in a very crazy manner.]

[She tries, she really does - she's supposed to be able to adapt to anything, any situation, but this is just...a little too bizarre. She spends a long time trying to think of an appropriate response to this, but eventually ends up with:]

Well. Best of luck with those plans, then.

Thank you!

[She casts around for something to say, but there's...really nothing. So instead, she just nods a little at the screen. Perhaps they can just leave it at that.]

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